Boi Growing Up

So while on, what I guess you can call, a date, we were talking about things we like and what we want to do in the future and I realized there a lot of contradictions in my head. Like a whole innumerable amount of them. So here is just a tiny tidbit of what I can’t hope to understand in there.

A poem of sorts…if you can call it that. I wouldn’t, but it’ll sound like one.

I don’t like insects. I really appreciate spiders. Different kind of creature I know, but similar enough that i should be disgusted with both.

I’m scared of heights. I will never go bungee jumping. I want to go sky diving passionately. If you can understand that one, please let me know.

I have a lot of sex. I will wait a while to have sex in a relationship, but I’ll sleep with someone I just met. It’s pretty backward, but I rather base us being a couple on our emotional connection than a physical one.

I love driving. I like going fast. I like control of the wheel. I hate when other people drive me, but I’d rather be the passenger. I like looking out the side window more than I like looking out the front.

I hate eggs. Don’t make me fried rice, cake, or a bacon, egg, and cheese without them. Although, if you make me arroz con huevos, I will say “I don’t eat eggs”. No logic.

I hate being on the phone. I hate having to focus on a conversation with someone not there. I hate holding the phone in my hand, it’s inconveniencing. I love video chats. I’m pretty sure that requires more effort and setup than a simple phone call.

Just some random tidbits off my head. My friend and I, I say “friend” because I’m not officially labeling anything, went on for like almost 40 minutes. I really am an odd individual. Why do people put up with me?

Til next time. Stay frosty.