Boi Growing Up

i was chillin on my friends myspace when i came across this short little wordy thing. i started readin it and it was “post to my xanga worthy”

IF U ARE REAL FRIEND U READ IT ALL!!!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAl FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRIENDS: cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HERE!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAl FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste shit.”

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAl FRIENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!!